What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

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Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are most people broke?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”